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    How to Catch a Pig...

    Pay close attention to the last statement attributed to Thomas

    Jefferson.

    > Also, be wary of current candidates that are offering to fulfill all

    your

    > needs.

    > There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some

    exchange

    > students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the

    Prof noticed

    > one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and

    stretching as

    > if his back hurt.

    >

    > The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student

    told him

    > he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting

    > communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his

    country's government

    > and install a new communist government.

    >

    > In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a

    strange

    > question. He asked, ' Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'

    >

    > The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The

    young

    > man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable

    place

    > in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and

    begin to

    > come everyday to eat the free corn. When they areused to coming every

    day, you

    > put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming.

    When they

    > get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put

    up

    > another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat

    again. You

    > continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in

    the last

    > side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through

    the gate

    > to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

    > Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and

    around

    > inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating

    the free

    > corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten

    > how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their

    captivity.

    > The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees

    happening

    > to America. The government keeps pushing us toward

    Communism/Socialism and

    > keeps spreading t he free corn out in the form of programs such as

    > supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco

    subsidies, dairy subsidies,

    > payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, free

    medical,

    > etc. while we continually lose our freedoms - just a little at a

    time.

    > One should always remember 'There is no such thing as a free lunch!'

    > Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than

    you can

    > do it yourself.

    > 'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big

    enough to

    > take away everything you have.' ....... Thomas Jefferson

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    Re: How to Catch a Pig... (Jiggernaut)


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    Re: How to Catch a Pig... (Hydrilla Gorilla)

    How true.

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    Re: How to Catch a Pig... (tswhitney1)

    Cheaper to keep a kid in tourney fishing than paying attorneys to keep them out of jail !!

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    Re: How to Catch a Pig... (Jiggernaut)

    Its time to take back our country.

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    Re: How to Catch a Pig... (Jiggernaut)

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    Re: How to Catch a Pig... (Mike.)

    Good read right there!

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    Re: How to Catch a Pig... (beetle)

    Absolutely TRUE


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    Re: How to Catch a Pig... (Lsto19)

    Yep

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    Re: How to Catch a Pig... (bigfishingstud)


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    Re: How to Catch a Pig... (Jiggernaut)

    very true

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