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    getting my tooth pulled

    >I went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist
    > pulled out a novacaine needle to numb the area.
    > "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" I shouted.
    > The dentist started to hook up the laughing gas and I again
    > objected. "I can't do the gas thing! The thought of having a gas
    mask
    > on is suffocating to me!"
    > The dentist then asked me if i had any objection to taking a pill.
    > "No," I said, "I am fine with pills."
    > The dentist said, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
    > I replied: "Wow! I didn't know Viagra works as a pain
    pill!"
    > "It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to
    > hold onto when I pull out your tooth."


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    Re: getting my tooth pulled (bigfishingstud)


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    Re: getting my tooth pulled (bigfishingstud)


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    Re: getting my tooth pulled (The Parts Chicklet)

    Cheaper to keep a kid in tourney fishing than paying attorneys to keep them out of jail !!

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    Re: getting my tooth pulled (The Parts Chicklet)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by The Parts Chicklet &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"> </TD></TR></TABLE>


    WHAT

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    Re: getting my tooth pulled (bigfishingstud)

    Dentist office and holding that just dont mix

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    Re: getting my tooth pulled (whoza_daddy)

    the ONLY thing I see wrong with this is that it Couldnt have been Melvin.............................He aint got no teef left

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    Re: getting my tooth pulled (The Parts Chicklet)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by The Parts Chicklet &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Dentist office and holding that just dont mix</TD></TR></TABLE>


    OH

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    Re: getting my tooth pulled (tritonryan)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by tritonryan &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">the ONLY thing I see wrong with this is that it Couldnt have been Melvin.............................He aint got no teef left </TD></TR></TABLE>

    i still got all my one tooth left and i can still open a beer bottle with it too

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    Re: getting my tooth pulled (The Parts Chicklet)

    That Depends.......oh wait.................Isnt that what Melvin Wears every day..................or was that the "oops I crapped my pants" product line that will hold up to a gallon of feces

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    Re: getting my tooth pulled (bigfishingstud)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by bigfishingstud &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

    i still got all my one tooth left and i can still open a beer bottle with it too </TD></TR></TABLE>


    hell.............I thought ya used it to Open cans of Vienna Sausages what do I know

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    Re: getting my tooth pulled (tritonryan)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by tritonryan &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">


    hell.............I thought ya used it to Open cans of Vienna Sausages what do I know </TD></TR></TABLE>

    only when i'm hungry

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    Re: getting my tooth pulled (bigfishingstud)

    that would be that damn Liquid Diet of yours aint it

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    Re: getting my tooth pulled (tritonryan)

    that's it

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