BIG BUCK LOGIC
An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field
browsing on acorns.
8 pointer says, "I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along."
4 pointer says, "I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of
me!"
Button buck says, "My two are alright, better than nothing I guess."
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into
the field.
The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in
awe.
The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a phone pole
and snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in
amazement.
8 pointer says, "You know I could probably get by with 4 does... Who
really needs 10 anyways?"
4 pointer says, "Yeah.. come to think of it, I really only need one or
two of mine to be happy!"
The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in
confusion.
Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and
tears up some grass... pees all over the place, snorts & wheezes, runs
to the edge of the field where he rubs his head raw on a sapling and
chews a licking branch clean off!
Then he runs back over to his two buddies exhausted. His friends
immediately jump him as they laughed at him, "What the heck are you
doing!?"
"I'm just makin' sure that big sum-bitch knows I'm a buck!" he gasps.
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