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    Totally different subject, but.....

    Let's talk about the opposite sex. What are the worst 5 body flaws??? These would be mine:

    1. Cankles
    2. Cellulite
    3. Dark facial hair
    4. Bad teeth
    5. Man hands

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Jiggernaut)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jiggernaut &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">5. Man hands</TD></TR></TABLE>


    this comin from someone who likes Cindy Garrison

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Jiggernaut)

    itty bitty titties

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Jiggernaut)

    1 - BO
    2 - ununiform facial features
    3 - mustache
    4 - Large shoulders
    5 - size 12 feet

    basically a sasquatch woman

    everything else might be managable

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (tritonryan)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by tritonryan &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">1 - BO
    2 - ununiform facial features
    3 - mustache
    4 - Large shoulders
    5 - size 12 feet

    basically a sasquatch woman

    everything else might be managable </TD></TR></TABLE>Sounds like Tyson or Levi in drag

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Whiteranger)

    Any kind of facial hair whether it be dark or light. Also not a big fan of big noses either.

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Whiteranger)

    @Sam

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Whiteranger)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Whiteranger &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Sounds like Tyson or Levi in drag </TD></TR></TABLE>

    Sam you owe me a keyboard

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Jiggernaut)

    1. Lazy (unmotivated happy with being a high school graduate)
    2. High Maintenance (Look at me, God save the Queen, buy me stuff attitude)
    3. Confused (You'll find these types around military towns, GIs have lied to them to get into their pants and they actually believe they are beautiful when truthfully they are 40 pounds over weight, 5 years behind the fashion trend, and probably missing a few teeth and wouldn't get a second look by any self respecting man)
    4. Spitters
    5. Closed Minds
    Oh, you wanted body flaws....
    1. Man Hands
    2. Disproportionate Pear Shapes
    3. Bad Teeth
    4. Short Hair (can be dealt with if she isn't a number 4 on the above list)

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Jiggernaut)

    Personality-----Just can't handle when they turn into the BITCH


    <')))>< ><((('>

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (BLAAJA)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by BLAAJA &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Personality-----Just can't handle when they turn into the BITCH
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    I am with Blaja on this one

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (tritonryan)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by tritonryan &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">


    this comin from someone who likes Cindy Garrison </TD></TR></TABLE>

    That's the part I don't like.

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Luke)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Luke &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

    Sam you owe me a keyboard </TD></TR></TABLE> Couldn't pass that one up

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Whiteranger)

    I smell like roses...you know that
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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Bassman25)

    1) small titties
    2) loose lips
    3) jiggly ace
    4) looks like a dude

    they must not be a beotch either or i am outta here
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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Bassman25)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Bassman25 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">1) small titties
    2) loose lips
    3) jiggly ace
    4) looks like a dude
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    Well that rules you out again dont it

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (tritonryan)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by tritonryan &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

    Well that rules you out again dont it </TD></TR></TABLE>

    Ryan, put on the white VW unpimp der auto suit and say "Oh Snap"

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Hydrilla Gorilla)

    Cleaning computer screen NOW ! Thanks Bob

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    Re: Totally different subject, but..... (Whiteranger)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Whiteranger &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"> Cleaning computer screen NOW ! Thanks Bob</TD></TR></TABLE>


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