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    This is what marriage is all about....

    He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The
    old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He
    placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the
    French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile
    in front of his wife.
    He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup
    down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
    people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell
    they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one
    meal for the two of them."
    As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
    politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
    said they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.
    The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
    She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns
    sipping the drink.
    Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
    meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used
    to sharing everything."
    As the old man finished and was wipi ng his face neatly with the
    napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had
    yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting
    for?"
    She answered....
    (This is great)
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    "THE TEETH."


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    Re: This is what marriage is all about.... (Jiggernaut)

    A classic

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    Re: This is what marriage is all about.... (Jiggernaut)


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    Re: This is what marriage is all about.... (beetle)


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    Re: This is what marriage is all about.... (Jiggernaut)



    thats my mom & dad

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    Re: This is what marriage is all about.... (tritonryan)


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    Re: This is what marriage is all about.... (Duff)

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