Birds

[EdDavisKY]

Need to ask JohnN about his experience with Turns today on Dale Hollow

[billius]

Come on Ed...you know John isn't going to spill the beans.

[Z20basser]

ugh I hate it when that happens!!

[john n]

Billius - you are incorrect - I'm going to tell all, just working on cleaning up the language before posting.

John N

[dpage70]

Ed told me last night. He was laughing so hard I was seriously worried that he was going to have a heart attack. I was actually starting to get worried. That's a funny story.

[EdDavisKY]

[shawnrd81]

???

[EdDavisKY]

Will give you guys a hint! Know what happens when you run threw a BIG flock of Turns sitting on the water @ 70+ MPH........can you say bird sh#t everywhere even on John's hand Stupid birds did not fly off like normal, made like Doves and jumped straight up.......

[Alliston64]

What is a Turn?

[john n]

A small white fishing bird that hurts nobody. They are however very full of every semi-digested bit of food offered them - and they only take a dump once a year unless they are disturbed by demented boaters !!!!!

Seems also until they fully purge their burden of year old crap, they can only fly about 4 feet high. Let's see, how high is a bass boat ??

Of course a certain boater would have difficulty recalling the whole incident. Seems when I was about to question his motive for molesting the birds, I discovered he was in a fetal position, driving head down, eyes closed and we are still doing 70 MPH !!!!!

Alerting said boat driver to the impending collision(s) was secondary to covering my face with my hands as we entered the Hitchcock scene from the movie "Birds".

I'm sure PETA charges will be in Ed's future !!

John N

[artcarney_agr]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Alliston64 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">What is a Turn? </TD></TR></TABLE>

It's TERN you hillbillies!

[Alliston64]

I guess the biggest question John is Did ya'll catch any fish???? I'm hearing the Hollow is on fire right now!!!!

[artcarney_agr]

So how many did Ed get? Those are worth 100 points a piece!

I've tried without luck, guess it's the speed of the Ranger hampering me....I'll stick with the Coots, even though they're only worth 5 points a piece....

[EdDavisKY]

Scott you will have to ask John about the count as I was in the fetal possition driving hell bent for feathers

Oh and TERNS are a member of the bird family I refer to as Shit birds

One fish caught all day Water only got up to 48 blue bird skies and no wind with more boat traffic that one would expect in the middle of the week. Lake looks to be over summer pool.

[mastin03]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by artcarney_agr &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">So how many did Ed get? Those are worth 100 points a piece!

I've tried without luck, guess it's the speed of the Ranger hampering me....I'll stick with the Coots, even though they're only worth 5 points a piece.... </TD></TR></TABLE>

i seem to remember a few "coot run downs" on dardanelle

real funny when your co doesn't have a windshield to hide behind

[kybluebullet]

Try a flock of canada geese at about 75 at midnight coming to weigh in . We took down 3 ,one off the drivers windshield ,one off the trolling motor, after I went to the floor of the boat one off the back of my seat . Blood and sh@# everywhere and lots of honkin goin on...