Ah, the 48th anniversary. A milestone marked by love, devotion… and gastrointestinal warfare.
We decided to celebrate like any classy couple would: with fried catfish and hush puppies big enough to use as doorstops. My wife was glowing, enjoying her meal like a queen. Me? I was unknowingly preparing to host a one-man reenactment of the fall of the Roman Empire — in my bathroom.
We got home, kissed goodnight, and she drifted off into peaceful sleep. Meanwhile, I began what would be a long, passionate relationship with the porcelain throne.
Man chat GPT is great.
i wonder if they could create an updated version of the bbc hitter video., this one for current times like FFS, young elite anglers, and cream cheese