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    My son is marrying into burrito money

    So my son is dating a girl and she didn't have a Chipotle account and they had some type of random prize give away. He helped her setup an account and she won 53 coupons for 53 free burritos. He found a keeper but I just hope she doesn't ask for a pre-nuptial for the burrito coupons. Sometimes it is the little things as you get older. My wife and I had a good laugh about it as he was so excited and loves to eat.

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    A couple that farts together stays together?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Highcentered View Post
    A couple that farts together stays together?
    Exactly. Saves on the heating bill at night.

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    Never know what you are gonna find in the lounge.

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    Not sure about Florida, but in Ohio she won't need a pre-nup. What you bring into a marriage, you take out when you leave a marriage. Only thing you accrue together gets divided.
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    Free lettuce too?

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    Coupons are for naught unless she gets free guacamole with the burritos!

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    I see a bright future for the lovebirds--esp. if someone lights a match.
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    Sounds like she’s bringing a lot to the table in this marriage already
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    Assume guac is still extra.

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    I'd break up with her immediately, that many free burritos could cause some issues.

    dang I got $2000 of discounts on food, but can only use $5 at a time, in a year.
    Last edited by BMCD; 04-02-2025 at 08:34 AM.
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    "Pull the covers up tight tonight honey, I just won 53 burritos!!!"
    There's lots of decaffeinated brands that are just as tasty as the real thing.

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    If it was this Burrito your son is set for life. IMG_20250402_083156785_HDR~2.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by BP in ME View Post
    I see a bright future for the lovebirds--esp. if someone lights a match.

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    My wife won a Remington 870 Ducks Unlimited shotgun at a DU benefit. She bought one ticket. Always reminds me of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BP in ME View Post
    I see a bright future for the lovebirds--esp. if someone lights a match.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BP in ME View Post
    I see a bright future for the lovebirds--esp. if someone lights a match.




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