
Originally Posted by
BassDaggett
Yes, those ultra high definition phone spy cameras! For sharts and giggles lets say Connor Stallions was able to decipher EVERY signal, play, audible, etc.... Consider the following:
1. Play clock is 40 seconds.
2. There is an amount of time between the end of the previous play and when the next play is called or 'signaled' into the Offense/Defense/etc. Lets say the OC is really quick to signal that to his play calling team and it only takes him 7 seconds. There is now 33 seconds on the play clock.
3. The signal callers (folks with the signs) need time to understand the call from the OC and put the correct sign up. Lets say these folks are super sharp and also wound up on energy drinks, so the time to analyze and execute the signal is 5 seconds. There is now 28 seconds on the play clock.
4. Super Sign Steal Stealer Connor Stallions is now ready to STEAL the sign. To the best of our knowledge, no computer or AI is involved in the sign stealing. Best guess is he has a 'Sign Stealing Playbook' similar to Coach Klein of 'Waterboy' fame. An amount of time elapses between when the signal is given with 28 seconds on the play clock and when Master Sign Stealer Connor Stallion is able to look across the field, recognize the signal, compare to 'Sign Stealing Playbook', decipher the signal. Lets say this takes 9 seconds for the Master Sign Stealer. There is now 19 seconds on the play clock.
5. Super Sign Steal Stealer Connor Stallions relays the Stolen Sign to the Defensive Coordinator (of which there is no evidence of), he is really fast at this and it only take him 3 seconds to explain (in the detail required) what play is coming next. There is now 16 seconds on the play clock.
6. The Defensive Coordinator now has to determine what Defense / Personnel is best suited to defend the Stolen Sign/Play. Jesse Minter is a former NFL Coach, so he is really sharp and really quick to make this analysis and issues the Correct Defensive Call in 4 seconds. There is now 12 seconds on the play clock.
7. The signal callers (folks with the signs) need time to understand the call from the DC and put the correct sign up. Lets say these folks are super sharp and also wound up on energy drinks, not to mention there are probably a lot less Defensive calls, so the time to analyze and execute the signal is 3 seconds. There is now 9 seconds on the play clock.
8. The Defense may have to switch personnel, but best case that doesn't happen and all they have to do is just understand the Defensive Call and get into proper position to defend the Stolen Sign/Play. Michigan has a lot of NFL athletes on Defense and therefore physically quick and fast, since they are attending a Big Ten School instead of the best paying 'Educational' Institute in the South, they quickly decipher the Defensive Play Call and are in position to defend the Stolen Sign/Play in 3 seconds. There is now 6 seconds on the play clock.
Seems foolproof and an absolute advantage if you are playing Iowa (Who has 4 run plays and 3 pass plays), but considering the 80th fastest tempo Offense ran 2.566 plays per minute or a play every 23.4 seconds (that includes the actual play time as well), doesn't seem very likely that Sign Stealing led to a competitive advantage (Which is what the NCAA has said on multiple occasions regarding In-person scouting)... I know, I'm just a complete Michigan homer, making up stuff as I go along and 'padding' all these analysis times. Lets say we keep all the other times and assume Connor Stallions is actually a cyborg sent back in time and has all the analysis/speed advantages of a computer processor and we essentially disregard the time he takes (say 0 seconds instead of the formulated 12 seconds), the players are ready with 18 seconds on the play clock exactly 1.4 seconds before the Offense snaps the ball (assuming the previous play took 0 seconds to run).
Yeah, there is a reason why more than a few DCs in the NFL and College have laughed the whole thing off. There just isn't time for all this nonsense to go on.