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    Biker Kiss

    A tough looking group of bikers were riding in East Texas, when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
    The leader, a big burly man named Corky, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

    While Corky did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked

    "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

    So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

    After she's finished, Corky says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous

    Why are you committing suicide Corky asked?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"





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    ?

    Where is he



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    I'm a get Karl to jerk that Jack bottle out yer siggy you old fart


    "ain't too smart.....but I'm always thinkin"

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    Re: Biker Kiss (Corkpuller)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Corkpuller &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">I'm a get Karl to jerk that Jack bottle out yer siggy you old fart </td></tr></table>

    He's the one that put it there



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    Re: Biker Kiss (Grampa)

    That is funny..... don't care what anyone says......
    Blessings
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    Oh damn, that was good for a mornin chuckle

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    Wahhhhhhhhh

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    DOOOH!!

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