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    A giggle ..

    Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul the banker says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well." Morty remembers how to carry another swimmer from his childhood swimming and lifeguard classes. So Morty begins tugging Saul toward shore. After twenty minutes or so, however, he begins to tire. He finally gets to about 50 feet from shore, and Morty asks Saul, "So Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?" Saul replies, "Morty, this is a hell of a time to be asking for money!"



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    Re: A giggle .. (duCt8)

    Boo Hiss

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    Re: A giggle .. (bigfishingstud)

    Come on Gail,,,this is a MENS site,,,you got to do better than that..

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    Re: A giggle .. (Stompy)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Stompy &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Come on Gail,,,this is a MENS site,,,you got to do better than that.. </td></tr></table>



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    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by duCt8 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">



    Since when is this a 'boy's only" club? </td></tr></table>


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    Anyone who named their kids Morty and Saul should be exported, maybe to like Minnesota or something.

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    Re: A giggle .. (Charlie206)

    Gail you got a laff outta me.... before I read the bashing but I agree with Charlie on the names...

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