As we watch BASSTrakk on the final day of the Bassmaster Classic, we see that Kevin VanDam is shaping up to be the Chuck Norris of bass fishing.
Here's our top 10:
 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears KVD pajamas.
 KVD doesn't need to actually cast for fish, he simply goes to a river or lake and says: "You, you, you, you and you -- in the livewell!"
 KVD can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
 When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for KVD.
 When KVD goes fishing, he doesn't need a fishing pole - he just stares at the water till the fish jump into his boat out of shear panic.
 KVD runs until the treadmill gets tired.
 They found KVD 's to-do list ... It is now known as The Guinness Book of World Records.
 KVD doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.
 KVD once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
 KVD doesn't need to wait for a bite when he goes fishing; the fish know KVD doesn't like to wait.
--Mitch-- 
Boatless bank trash, but I can hold my own from the back of the boat.... 
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