And God said to Adam...

[jigginjeff]

Saw this in the lounge and got a kick out of it!

God said, Adam, I want you to do something for Me.'

Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?'

God said, 'Go down into that valley.'


Adam said, 'What's a valley?'

God explained it to him. Then God said,

'Cross the river.'


Adam said, 'What's a river?'

God explained that to him, and then said,

'Go over to the hill....'


Adam said, 'What is a hill?'

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, 'On the other side of the

hill you will find a cave.'

Adam said, 'What's a cave?'

After God explained, He said, 'In the cave

you will find a woman.'

Adam said, 'What's a woman?'


So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce.'

Adam said, 'How do I do that?'

And then, just like Everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley,

Across the river, and over the hill, into the

cave, and finds the woman..

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, 'What is it now?'

And Adam said....


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(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!)


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'What's a headache?

[rgbi]

[90xpress]

[timmaahh12]

Although, this line "(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!)" ruined it for me...in every single forwarded email that has a punch line in it some dumbazz has to put that crap and it drives me f'in crazy..

[250XDC]

Good one

[Gun Runner]

[JOHN202]

[Bada$$Bullet]

[bayoubullet]

[RogerR]

I didn't know my wife was that old.

[Gun Runner]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by RogerR &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">

I didn't know my wife was that old.</td></tr></table>They all are !!!!!!!

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[Cooney]