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    Lay Off Letter

    Little wonder why this guy is boss. He is sharp!


    You can't be any fairer than this leader...


    Dear Employees:

    As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.


    So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.


    I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.


    "NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR BEING PATRIOTIC"
    Toby Keith

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    Re: Lay Off Letter (jbassman87)

    Cheaper to keep a kid in tourney fishing than paying attorneys to keep them out of jail !!

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    Re: Lay Off Letter (jbassman87)


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    Re: Lay Off Letter (jbassman87)


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    Re: Lay Off Letter (Kris Lockard)


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    Re: Lay Off Letter (bigfishingstud)

    you ain't seen nothing yet , wait till the next election, onward to 60,000

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    Re: Lay Off Letter (The Bulldog)

    Champ187xr6 Team JKES

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    Re: Lay Off Letter (jbassman87)

    perfect!!!!

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