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>>On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
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>>The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
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>>The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
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>>Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher
>>lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop
>>of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
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>>"Is it wine?" she guessed.
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>>"No," the boy replied.
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>>She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"
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>>"No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!"
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