Well the wife is outside with the kids in the pool and talking with the neighbor, and I a in the house vacuming and steam cleaning the rugs........
Well the wife is outside with the kids in the pool and talking with the neighbor, and I a in the house vacuming and steam cleaning the rugs........
"Only the dead have seen the end of war" Plato
Turn in your card immediately
Turn in ManCard immediately & leave Texas Forum.
I bet you hope she reads this huh? A few extra brownie points never hurt anyone. I have been there myself many times.....
Hurry, get off the computer and back to cleaning before she figures out you are on the computer playing w/ your friends.....
Welljoin the club
And keep your man card, you'll need it when the wife ain't around
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Oh Skip...
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by jaybee193 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Turn in ManCard immediately & leave Texas Forum.
I bet you hope she reads this huh? A few extra brownie points never hurt anyone. I have been there myself many times.....
Hurry, get off the computer and back to cleaning before she figures out you are on the computer playing w/ your friends.....
How long have you been without your man card then......
"Only the dead have seen the end of war" Plato
I'm pleading the 5th.....
Don't worry about the man card, I do the washing, wash dishes, vaccuum, do baby bottles while the wife is at work and still manage to keep my hands soft and tender.
Pflugerville, Tx - Somewhere between a Rock and a Weird Place
yeah keep your card, i got mine still and she lets me see it every once in awhile, but i wear the pants in this family...she just picks them out for me....
Fishin\' Texas since 1986, dont get no better...
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I would have thought that at your age, you would be past that stage of your life
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I had you figured for a Playtex gloves type. You should probably worry more about her hands being soft and tender for when she slaps you upside the head for not getting your chores done.
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I had you figured for a Playtex gloves type. You should probably worry more about her hands being soft and tender for when she slaps you upside the head for not getting your chores done.
"Only the dead have seen the end of war" Plato
Now Boys lighten up on Bill some. ou know he can't help it because he has those feminine features and he does
After 30 years of marriage I can truthfully tell you, I am still scared to death of Trish. If she didn't love me I would have woken up dead along time ago.
Pflugerville, Tx - Somewhere between a Rock and a Weird Place
I don't take no crap from anybody else...
but you
I wear the pants around here...
when I finish with your laundry
Cos I'm a guy you don't wanna fight...
when I say "jump", you say "yeah right"
Cos I'm the man of this house...
until you get home
He's the man. He's the man.
When I say goes around here...
right out the window
But I don't wanna hear a lot of whining...
so I'll shut up
The sooner you learn who's boss around here...
the sooner you can give me my orders, dear
Cos I'm head honcho around here...
but it's all in my head
He's the man. He's the man.
And I can have sex anytime...
that you want
Cos I'm a man who has needs...
but they're not that important
And don't expect any flowers from me...
cos if I'm not mistaken, you prefer jewelry
I'm the king of my castle...
when you're not around
He's the man. He's the man.
And I'll drink and watch sports...
whenever I wanna get in trouble
And I'll come home, when I'm good and ready...
to sleep on the couch
Cos a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to
Because I'm top dog around here...
but I've been neutered
He's the man... He's the MAN.
All the best,
Glenn
"Only the dead have seen the end of war" Plato
In my house i have the last word....... yes dear!
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