For those who dont know.....all in fun....just joking...if you think one of the following pertains to you then you are probably right...if it offends you....well....IM me and I will give you the link to fishin.com.

1. Anybody fishing with a guide must fly a pink flag off of their motor.

2. Yes you can fnf...no you wont catch fish like at Dale...yes we will make fun of you.

3. It is acceptable to nap at anytime the boat is in motion....regardless of which motor it is.

4. No Mike and I are not "fishing that underwater hump in the middle of the lake"....yes we needed a tow.

5. Leaving the boat due to bad weather is allowed but not accepted and remarks will be made about your manhood despite your age.

6. All cowlings that fly off must be located and retrieved from the bottom of the lake. At first they were good cover...at this point they are just litter.

7. If you have a Skeeter with a specially ordered engine you are not permitted to run full throttle to satisfy some body part size problem you are having and if you happen to pass the boat I am in then I hope you can outrun a hydroshock.

8. "Banging pot" alarm clocks are part of the deal...lock your door if you dont want one.

9. If you are coming down from Ohio please use the right lane except to pass.

Buck eliminators:

-yes I took my shirt off at the beach
-no...nobody thought I was a hairy beached whale
-no...no girls looked at me
-yes...I got to arrest a guy at Target in Ft. Lauderdale for shop lifting (well the real police arrested him I just caught him)
-yes I nap in snow storms
-no I will not get wet this trip
-yes Jason...I will fold when my cards are bad
-yes Jason....you will already be out and watching at that point as I play with your chips.
-yes Joe can play Poker....yes he will hustle you and be "good ole Joe" while he does it.
-I still eat donuts and I dont smell bacon
-Yes Dave Stewart called me Uncle Buck at his seminar
-yes I live on a street with a girly name

Looking forward to it. Somebody bring cards and chips. I will try to monitor the intake of some people.

Buck


Modified by Rippinlip at 8:06 PM 2/13/2006