Thread: The Jerk

Results 1 to 19 of 19
  1. #1
    Georgia Fishing Reports Moderator
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Springfield, GA
    Posts
    11,861

    The Jerk

    Watching Steve Martin in the Jerk on tv now...Man I love watching this movie..especially when he wants to cash his check for the 250 big ones thinking he is getting $250 and his head spins all the way around when he realises its $250k
    And who has a better name for a dog than Stupid...

  2. Member Jeff Hahn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    Alliance, Ohio
    Posts
    33,548
    #2
    I'm watching, too. But, it irks the crap out of me that on a cable channel, they don't show the original version. Instead, AMC always shows the "made for TV" version. Common guys, it's on CABLE!
    "The man of system is apt to be very wise in his own conceit; and is often so enamored with the supposed beauty of his own ideal plan of government that he cannot suffer the smallest deviation from any part of it…He seems to imagine that he can arrange the different members of a great society with as much ease as the hand arranges the different pieces upon a chessboard.” Adam Smith, The Theory of Moral Sentiments

  3. Banned
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    nocona
    Posts
    1,717
    #3
    two boobs!!

  4. Member Deeznuts's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    Newnan, Georgia
    Posts
    1,104
    #4

    Re: (black dallas)

    You mean I'm gonna be this color forever? Lol
    "There are 3 types of people, those who can count, and those who can't"

  5. Forensicator Javelin389's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Lebanon, TN
    Posts
    13,667
    #5

    Re: The Jerk (Bassin Billy)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Bassin Billy &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">
    And who has a better name for a dog than Stupid...
    </td></tr></table>

    Not quite.... you must have been watching the edited version. Dog's real name is $hithead
    '05 Stratos 200 ProXL, '05 Evinrude 225HO

  6. Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Holland, OH
    Posts
    2,419
    #6

    Re: The Jerk (Javelin389)

    I'm still waiting on my settlement check for $1.09!
    "Old fisherman never die, they just smell that way"

  7. Member Living Rangerously's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Newnan, Georgia
    Posts
    1,034
    #7

    Re: The Jerk (mtst4)

    Always loved the line..."Son, this is Shinola"

  8. Monitor hunt22-250's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    NE
    Posts
    23,030
    #8

    Re: The Jerk (mtst4)

    All I need is this lamp. That all I need.

  9. Member Jim R's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    New Hampsha
    Posts
    10,184
    #9

    Re: The Jerk (Bassin Billy)

    "I'm somebody!"....

  10. Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Cincinnati Ohio
    Posts
    3,956
    #10

    Re: The Jerk (Jim R)

    Boy somebody sure hates this OIL

  11. Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Bean Station
    Posts
    907
    #11
    When I was little we had a neighbor that named his dog Dam*it. lol

    We had to call him Comet. But his real name really suited him lol We'd hear him yelling for his dog late at night when it would wonder off in the field by the lake lol

  12. Moderator TexCaboCat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Mansfield, TEXAS!!!
    Posts
    3,378
    #12

    Re: (BigBassCtchr101)

    "he hates these cans!!!!!!"

    Funniest scene ever!!
    God bless,
    Stephen




  13. Team Catfish Original hatcreek's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Hollandale, MS
    Posts
    34,930
    #13

    Re: The Jerk (Bassin Billy)

    I found my special purpose!
    There's no apostrophe

  14. Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    43,706
    #14

    Re: The Jerk (hunt22-250)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by hunt22-250 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">All I need is this lamp. That all I need. </td></tr></table>


    and this Thermous

  15. Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Brentwood, TN
    Posts
    18,323
    #15

    Re: The Jerk (hatcreek)

    Mamma...I just got my first job!!!
    Boatless Bank Trash for now

  16. Happiness is a Sporty! F150owner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Lebanon Tennessee
    Posts
    4,954
    #16

    Re: The Jerk (hunt22-250)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by hunt22-250 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">All I need is this lamp. That all I need. </td></tr></table>

    yes!!

    Allison XB21 2+2, Merc 250 ProXS, 1.62 Sportmaster, Hydromotive Engineering X-OB 29
    Excel 1751 Viper F4, Tohatsu 50 4-stroke, EZ-Trac trailer
    FeelFree Lure 11.5 Kayak

  17. Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Stoughton MA
    Posts
    2,289
    #17

    Re: The Jerk (Bassin Billy)

    Very funny movie , Steve Martin is a great actor.

  18. Member BCapes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Hoschton
    Posts
    4,284
    #18

    Re: The Jerk (kmsnowman12)

    "These cans are defective, they are springing leaks" as a sniper shoots holes in them trying to hit him at the gas station.

    and "Hello Mrs. Nusebaum".

  19. Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    chesapeake
    Posts
    236
    #19

    Re: The Jerk (Hillbilly Bob)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Hillbilly Bob &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Boy somebody sure hates this OIL </td></tr></table>

    HE HATES THESE CANNNNSS..

Similar Threads

  1. First, "The Jerk"
    By bilgerat in forum BBC Lounge
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 01-29-2012, 07:34 AM
  2. The Jerk...
    By arjone01 in forum BBC Lounge
    Replies: 34
    Last Post: 01-29-2012, 06:14 AM
  3. My first jerk
    By driftwood in forum Rod Building & Tackle Making
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 05-11-2011, 10:42 AM
  4. Sam's A Jerk
    By bass-ackwards in forum Rod Building & Tackle Making
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 06-29-2010, 06:41 PM
  5. Ike the Jerk
    By dk239 in forum North Carolina Fishing
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 09-26-2008, 10:25 AM