Statements that over-state the obvious or are just plain stupid

[mtst4]

Heard the statement today...... It's gotta be somewhere. Got me to thinking about other phrases people use that over-state the obvious or are just stupid.

1. It's got to be somewhere.

2. Void where prohibited.

and the Just plain stupid statement...... 3. Where is the last place you had it?

Nope, didn't lose anything, just reflecting on life's hard issues.

What are some other ones you guys have?

[cowtrimmer]

People that just come out of left field like they are stalking you and say things like "Thank you captain obvious"

[medicpelle]

My personal favorite dumb quotes

I'm not lost I'm just not sure where we are at.

someone in my family has Alzheimer's but I forgot who it is.