When a person is born, they are either a Cardinals fan or a Cubs fan. (has something to do with DNA).
By the age of two, many Cubs fans already realize their fate, and thus begin their search for an alternative. Most of which finally settle with the Yankees, Dodgers, or Braves.
But, there is that scattered percentage that choose other teams. With Rangers being no exception.
Of course, the vast majority never see the light and remain Cubs fans. Recent studies indicate these folks may be mentally challenged, or, just flat out tarded. (which, explains alot).
I'm only telling you this to cheer you up and to let you know...it could be worse.
Then again....Never has a Cardinal fan swayed from their birthright.
Although, You are allowed to convert. It says nothing about this in the Bible, but, Jefferson and Franklin foresaw this, and insructions on how to convert to a Cardinal fan can be found in the Declaration of Independence.
See, there's still hope for you yet!!
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