I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another
> mosque being built in Sydney .
>
> I think it should be the goal of every Australian to be tolerant.
>
> Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
>
> That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the
> mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from the mosque users.
>
> We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ",
> and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
>
> Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent
> to that an open-pit barbeque pork rest au rant, called " Iraq o' Ribs."
>
> Across the street there could be a lingerie store called " Victoria Keeps
> Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
>
> Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy
> shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the
> other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
>
> All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
> demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.
>
> If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan,
> please pass it on...
>