Three hookers were talking..
The first one said "I had a Fireman last night".
The second one asked how she knew he was a fireman, and the first one replied "I saw his badge."
The second hooker said "Well I had a policeman". The first one asked how she knew he was a policeman. The second hooker replied "I saw his gun."
The third hooker then joined in and said "Well I had a farmer from Nebraska last night".
The other two asked "How do you know he was a farmer from Nebraska "?
The third hooker replied "First he said it cost too much---then he said that it was too dry-- then he said it was too wet---and when we were through he asked if I had any free ball caps!!"
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