The minister was accustomed to frequently stopping in at the corner diner every morning on his way to the church/office. He began to get rather friendly with a young shapely waitress who worked the morning shift. She came to know this minister as a creature of habit as he was always having the same breakfast.
One morning the minister walked in with his usual daily news, sat at his table where he always sat and wiated for the waitress to come over with a smile and a fresh cup of coffee.
As she approached him she smiled and greeted him and then she said,"Well now, aren't you one for good timing. I just finished scratching up what you like best."
A bit jolted the minister looked at her and said, " That so? Well go on and wash ya hands and bring me my usual."
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