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    NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew

    This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
    government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

    The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how
    unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less
    than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew
    could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech
    equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
    management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon
    got more than he bargained for!

    At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew
    able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they
    had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to
    Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff
    Gordon's wife in the shower.


    This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
    government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

    The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how
    unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less
    than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew
    could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech
    equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
    management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon
    got more than he bargained for!

    At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew
    able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they
    had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to
    Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff
    Gordon's wife in the shower.

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    Re: NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew (dragracenova)


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    Re: NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew (Lsto19)

    Cheaper to keep a kid in tourney fishing than paying attorneys to keep them out of jail !!

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    Re: NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew (dragracenova)


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    Re: NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew (dragracenova)

    and I thought Gordon was Gay

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    Re: NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew (tritonryan)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by tritonryan &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">and I thought Gordon was Gay</TD></TR></TABLE>


    Why you wanted to go Camping with him

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    Re: NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew (bigfishingstud)

    not really my type but thanks for being Jealous there Melvin

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    Re: NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew (dragracenova)





    "Success is never owned, it is rented, and the rent is due every day."

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    Re: NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew (sclark)

    i though they were all your type , if they would go camping

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