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> > > The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the Activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
> > > Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed To communicate.
> > >
> > > After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the Right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and Stuffed pillows on her right side.
> > >
> > > A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the Family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side.
> > >
> > > Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed Her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
> > >
> > > A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said ...
> > >
> > > 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
> > >
> > > Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the Nephew......
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 'Bastards won't let me fart.
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