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    the Haircut



    One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut
    >>>> he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept
    money
    >>>> from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was
    >>>> pleased and left the shop.
    >>>>
    >>>> When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning
    there is
    >>>> a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
    >>>>
    >>>> Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to
    pay
    >>>> his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from
    you.
    >>>> I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and
    leaves the
    >>>> shop.
    >>>>
    >>>> The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is
    a
    >>>> 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
    >>>>
    >>>> Later that day, a college professor comes in for a
    haircut, and
    >>>> when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot

    >>>> accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The

    >>>> professor is very happy and leaves the shop.
    >>>>
    >>>> The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is
    a
    >>>> 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to
    Improve
    >>>> Your
    >>>> Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.
    >>>>
    >>>> 'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he
    goes
    >>>> to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money
    from
    >>>> you. I'm
    >>>> doing community service this week.' The Congressman is
    very
    >>>> happy and leaves the shop.
    >>>>
    >>>> The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there
    are a
    >>>> dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
    >>>>
    >>>> And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
    difference
    >>>> between the citizens of our country and the members of our
    Congress.
    >>>>
    >>>> Vote carefully this year.


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    Re: the Haircut (bigfishingstud)

    very true

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