>I went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist
> pulled out a novacaine needle to numb the area.
> "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" I shouted.
> The dentist started to hook up the laughing gas and I again
> objected. "I can't do the gas thing! The thought of having a gas
mask
> on is suffocating to me!"
> The dentist then asked me if i had any objection to taking a pill.
> "No," I said, "I am fine with pills."
> The dentist said, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
> I replied: "Wow! I didn't know Viagra works as a pain
pill!"
> "It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to
> hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
Modified by bigfishingstud at 8:20 PM 3/22/2008