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    Politics

    Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!

    >
    > A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
    >
    > Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
    >
    > I am the head of the family , so call me The President.
    >
    > Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
    > Government.
    > We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the
    People.
    >
    > The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
    >
    > And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
    >
    > Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
    >
    > So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
    >
    > Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
    check
    > on him.
    >
    > He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
    >
    > So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother
    asleep.
    > Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room finding the door
    > locked; he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the
    nanny.
    > He gives up and goes back to bed.
    >
    > The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I
    > understand the concept of politics now.'
    >
    > The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
    > politics is all about.'
    >
    > The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class
    while
    > the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the
    > Future is in deep shit.



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    Re: Politics (Alliston64)

    Art Carney - Licking the mops at Porcini's since 2009.

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    Re: Politics (buzzking2001)


    one of the funniest things ive read in a long time

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    Re: Politics (flippindrew)



    Thats a good one.

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    Re: Politics (Joe Skeeter)




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    Re: Politics (flippindrew)


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    Re: Politics (Alliston64)

    That's funny!!

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    Re: Politics (Passion 4 Bassin)

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