Practical fishing jokes

[buzzking]

This might be a good thread to get fired up b4 the rally. Other than that crap the camera men pull on bill dance, any of you jokers out there leave any small suprises for your buddies to find next time they are on the water? I, personally, take every chance I get to goof on one of drew and mine's buddies. Yall remind me at the rally I will tell one on him when I clipped the line down in his reels and it took him three days to figure out WTF happened. I've been known to slap some smelly jelly under the door handle on trucks, hide the plug to the boat, others. OOO that gives me and idea, flip somebodies prop around backwards, that would be . Any others?

[bcbasser]

A buddy of mine had his trailer taken and hide around the corner from the launch...so his evens were to snip the line on ever reel in the guys box..and he had no clue until he fired out to his favorite fishin spot and spent the next 1/2 hour re rigging all of his gear...man he was pissed!!!!

[Brian Craft]

Some unnamed person put a box of Flying Lures that read Buck's goto lures in Mike Daleo's boat at last years rally

[JBoss]

Undo the speedo tube and wire it up so it points right at victoms "Package"

Take bag of minnows and put it in the livewell just before the livewell check.

Smelly jelly all victoms reel handles

Valaline the underside of his victoms rod handles.

A few small pebbles under victoms hubcaps

Break off a toothpick in victoms hotel door lock

Steal the curtains out of victoms hotel room

List could go on for days.

[buzzking]

ah the possibilities

[Rippinlip]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by mix158 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Some unnamed person put a box of Flying Lures that read Buck's goto lures in Mike Daleo's boat at last years rally </TD></TR></TABLE>

.......and then bailed on the next rally for fear of retribution. Wonder what happened to those things. I can give props...that was a good one.

The best one I have ever DONE personally was one winter Doc and I were draggin shiners on Dale with a buddy of mine and Doc was drinking a Mountain Dew. I went into the livewell to get a fresh shiner after releasing a "Daniel Special" (four pound smallie) and I got two shiners instead. One for my hook and one for old Doc's Dew. Well that live shiner kicked around in there for a while as I could see the can moving. Doc took a few drinks then...as the Dew ran low...he took the last drink and got some nice lip rub from the now dead shiner. Doc and I did not know each other very well at that point and he could not decide if he was gonna punch me in the face of fall down laughing. Did not matter anyway....I was laughing so hard either choice would have been OK.

Another time I left Dave's lights on his truck after backing the boat in the water in an attempt to get some more time on the water.

One time at the Rough River rally I let Brad squared catch more fish than me just to watch them act all silly about winning....then we sat around and laughed at how they were acting. That was my favorite one.

Buck

[DaveR]

snake in the livewell of someone you know is frightened of them.

You can crack up all day just waiting to hear about it. Payback is hell on this one.

[Rippinlip]

yeah....like a hydrashock in your ass.

[CatFan]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by DaveR &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">snake in the livewell of someone you know is frightened of them.

You can crack up all day just waiting to hear about it. Payback is hell on this one.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Rubber snake tied to the end of a rod in the rod box is pretty good too. Leave 4 or 5 ft of line out. Nothing like having the snake come out of the box after them to get the adrenaline going. Be prepared to pay for a broken rod though

We did this to a guy during a trip to Patoka 10 years ago. He screamed like a girl and climbed up on his driver's seat and started swatting it with the rod. He kept lifting one foot then the other like he was trying to keep them both in the air. Imagine Larry the Cable Guy acting like Richard Simmons. If I'd had a video camera....I'd have probably dropped it in the lake. I was choking on the front deck of my dad's boat, laughing and crying at the same time.

It was justified though. He had found a truck like mine that looked like it had been run over by a dozer and his brother swapped it for mine in his driveway while we were out fishing.

[bcbasser]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Rippinlip &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

One time at the Rough River rally I let Brad squared catch more fish than me just to watch them act all silly about winning....then we sat around and laughed at how they were acting. That was my favorite one.

Buck</TD></TR></TABLE>

[JC25]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by JBoss &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Undo the speedo tube and wire it up so it points right at victoms "Package"

Take bag of minnows and put it in the livewell just before the livewell check.

Smelly jelly all victoms reel handles

Valaline the underside of his victoms rod handles.

A few small pebbles under victoms hubcaps

Break off a toothpick in victoms hotel door lock

Steal the curtains out of victoms hotel room

List could go on for days.

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JBoss wins! I am definitely on his side