Mrs.Martin
It has come to our attention that your husband Jeff has been infected by a very heart wrenching addiction that is classified as
" mustfishtoliveitis " and as of now there is no cure but thru studies we have found that if the patient fishes at least one day of each week then the symptoms are manageable.
symptoms are as follows :
1-talks fishing constantly
2-always on phone with fellow addicts
3- buys large amounts of supplies
4- has boat that he rubs on constantly
5- has room that he sneaks off to to get ready for that next "trip"
6- may be required to leave safety zone " home" by more that 100 miles each way
7-bathroom full of bass mags and sales catalogs
Do not be alarmed but with proper care and just the right amount of time at the lake he can almost lead a normal life , if this does not help the patient then it may be reqired for him to leave home and fish a couple of days in order to keep it under control .
We know that you love your husband and are willing to help in all ways possible ,so follow these steps and he should live an almost normal life .
Thanks for your time and understanding ,
Dr. Tim , fellow addict and doctor of fishology
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