I need help bad, the PMS bitchies are here ----save me !!!!!!
I need help bad, the PMS bitchies are here ----save me !!!!!!
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" The Government cannot give anything that it doesn't first take from someone else"
" A gun in the hand is better than a Cop on the phone "
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I do --- they both bailed on me and left me here alone with "IT".
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" The Government cannot give anything that it doesn't first take from someone else"
" A gun in the hand is better than a Cop on the phone "
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by sprint_lover »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I need help bad, the PMS bitchies are here ----save me !!!!!!
LMAO....
Partner!!! You know I'm printing this thread out to use against you later in life!
Other than that, what else can I do to make your night easier?
nothing, I think it's the price I have to pay for being alive.
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" The Government cannot give anything that it doesn't first take from someone else"
" A gun in the hand is better than a Cop on the phone "
I feel ur pain when that happens to me I head to the man cave to rearrange my tackle and have a beer. Works wonders
don't like beer but am heading out to the man cave very soon.
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" The Government cannot give anything that it doesn't first take from someone else"
" A gun in the hand is better than a Cop on the phone "
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Here ya go Perry...this will help get you through.......
THE FEMALE RULES:
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
"Team Law & Disorder"
OK thanks
but who is in charge of making sure us men know the rules before we say "I DO" ???
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" The Government cannot give anything that it doesn't first take from someone else"
" A gun in the hand is better than a Cop on the phone "
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we are.....that's the reason you don't find out the "rules" until "after" the vows......
"Team Law & Disorder"
The Rules
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Here ya go Perry...this will help get you through.......
THE FEMALE RULES:
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
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" The Government cannot give anything that it doesn't first take from someone else"
" A gun in the hand is better than a Cop on the phone "
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you're doing an awful lot of pissing tonight....you in the dog house/garage again.....
"Team Law & Disorder"
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Mercury 300 Pro Xs
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