Have you ever had a pet fish?

[Okie Poke]

A MAN GOT STOPPED BY THE GAME WARDEN WITH HIS BASKET FULL OF FISH .
WARDEN : DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT FOR ALL THESE FISH ?
MAN : NO SIR THESE ARE ALL MY PET FISH .
WARDEN : YOUR PET FISH ? HOW ARE THESE YOUR PET FISH ?
MAN : WELL EVERY NIGHT I TAKE MY PET FISH FOR A WALK TO THE LAKE , AND LET THEM SWIM FOR ABOUT A HALF HOUR , THEN I WHISTLE AND THEY ALL SWIM BACK , JUMP BACK IN THE BASKET AND WE GO HOME . WE DO THIS EVERY NIGHT .
WARDEN : WELL THIS IS JUST A CROCK OF LIES !!
MAN : HERE I WILL SHOW YOU... ( RELEASES THE FISH IN THE LAKE)
WARDEN : WELL THIS I GOTTA SEE !!
5 MINUTES LATER....
WARDEN : WELL ??
MAN : WHAT ?
WARDEN : THE FISH !! YOUR PET FISH ?
MAN : WHAT FISH ?

[rboren]

Makes me think of TK and Mike videos

[jjue1979]

[Sylvanboat]

True story: we were ice fishing in Loon Lake WI. Near Shawano Lake. A guy is trying to get his wife’s car out of the snow on the ice. We pull him out and start shooting the breeze. He lives appx 100 ft from the launch and tells us about his 8 lb walleye living in his bathtub. We’re skeptical so he goes into his house and brings it out.

[geodebasser]

Sounds like some loonies live on Loon lake

[inspired fisherman]

I had a good friend who worked as a bass guide in Florida . He and his wife did an aquarium freshwater and put very small bream , crappie , bass , perch etc in it . Fishing in the canals below Orlando he caught a peacock bass about six inches long , beautiful color . Brought it home and put it in the aquarium . Next morning the peacock bass was the only fish in the tank . He took it to the lake and released it .

[juice780]

I had a good friend who worked as a bass guide in Florida . He and his wife did an aquarium freshwater and put very small bream , crappie , bass , perch etc in it . Fishing in the canals below Orlando he caught a peacock bass about six inches long , beautiful color . Brought it home and put it in the aquarium . Next morning the peacock bass was the only fish in the tank . He took it to the lake and released it .

Your story wasn’t funny.

[marshman]

I call the green fishy’s on the refuge/marsh behind my house “my pets”…. When the conditions get right and they decide to eat, I’ll get to say hello to about 50 of them in a couple hours… zoom Uv speed craw is the dinner bell. (Doesn’t really matter what color)

[borderbasser]

[Bullet 250]

When I lived in Houston, there was a private golf course that the chef had fed 2 bass almost every day, they grabbed one of them, it weighed 13lbs