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    The truth comes out

    Johnny, George, and Chance were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
    Johnny said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."

    George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."

    Chance sighed, "I wish it was dark ...."


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    Re: The truth comes out (elm creek)


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    Re: The truth comes out (Stompy)

    Damn, Coffee everywhere

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    Re: The truth comes out (wrgoat)

    you owe me a keyboard Jerry

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    Re: The truth comes out (elm creek)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by elm creek &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Johnny, George, and Chance were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
    Johnny said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."

    George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."

    Chance sighed, "I wish it was dark ...."

    </td></tr></table> and tucked his pant legs in his boots

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    For some reason I'm not a bit surprised about that last feller......

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    Re: The truth comes out (elm creek)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by elm creek &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Johnny, George, and Chance were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
    Johnny said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."

    George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."

    Chance sighed, "I wish it was dark ...." </td></tr></table>

    that's a good one Jerry.

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    "ain't too smart.....but I'm always thinkin"

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    Re: The truth comes out (Corkpuller)

    Jerry Hunter, you a low down, fore-flushing, no count, sorry sack 'o monkey shit

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    Re: The truth comes out (TritonMan250)

    The bearded one graces up with his presence!!!!!!!

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    Re: The truth comes out (TritonMan250)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by TritonMan250 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Jerry Hunter, you a low down, fore-flushing, no count, sorry sack 'o monkey shit </td></tr></table>

    Wow, that really hurts Chance

    NOT

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    Needed a good laugh today...... and that definitely gave me one. So true!


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    Re: The truth comes out (The Hag)

    Well sounds to me Chewy and WB have been hanging around togather after he made the pants and boots comment. Sounds like he has done it a time or too.

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