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    Note on Abilene mans fridge

    Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :

    My Dear Wife,
    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
    years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
    you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
    will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
    with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
    upset----I shall be home before midnight.


    When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:



    My Dear Husband,
    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
    about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
    remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math
    teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you
    read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my
    students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile,
    and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
    As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you
    will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
    difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
    Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.


    "ain't too smart.....but I'm always thinkin"

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    Re: Note on Abilene mans fridge (Corkpuller)

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    To damn funny

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    Troy, Viagra has the edge.............they say............
    Blessings
    Gerald

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    Re: Note on Abilene mans fridge (Corkpuller)

    Back @ ya ..!
    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Corkpuller &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote"> ... but y'all have YET to tell one I ain't heard. </td></tr></table>


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    Soooooooooooooooooooo, where is WB ?????????????????????


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    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by SkeeterBob &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Soooooooooooooooooooo, where is WB ?????????????????????

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    My wife isn't 54 and I walk a straight line.... I know who washes my clothes and cooks my meals... and she isn't 18 either...... Me must be talking bout Reggie..

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    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by WB &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote"> I walk a straight line...... </td></tr></table>

    When I don`t get too deep in the Weller

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    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by WB &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">...Me must be talking bout Reggie.. </td></tr></table>


    WTF ... you Tarzan or sumpthin?? Neither my Becky nor I have seen 54 in a few years ...

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by WB &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">.... I know who washes (and irons) my clothes and cooks my meals (I cook around here except for Sunday dinner) ... </td></tr></table>

    Bold is the way it is at my house ... Must be Barney

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    Re: Note on Abilene mans fridge (Tx Champ)

    I know what Kerry would say if I told her that.

    "Thank goodness someone else has to deal with you and I dont"

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    Re: Note on Abilene mans fridge (desertbasser)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by desertbasser &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">I know what Kerry would say if I told her that.

    "Thank goodness someone else has to deal with you and I dont"</td></tr></table>

    You too, Jeff
    I know my response would be very similar

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