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  1. 09-24-2019, 07:35 PM #1
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    Dad jokes ??

    What do you call fake noodles...

    Impasta


    What do you call sad coffee....

    depresso


    How do you help a sick bird....

    give it tweetment


    How do you help a sick gourd.....

    with a pumpkin patch


    Why shouldn't you trust atoms.....

    they make up everything


    Why should you never buy velcro......

    it's a total rip off


    Why do seagulls fly over the ocean...

    cuz if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bay-gels


    What's so special about making an octopus laugh......

    it takes ten-tickles


    What do ya get when you cross an elephant and a rhino ?

    ell-if-I-know


    I had a joke about paper....but it's tear-able.......
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    #2 09-24-2019, 07:55 PM
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    #3 09-24-2019, 08:31 PM
    why should you never talk through a screen...?

    you might strain your voice
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    #4 09-24-2019, 08:33 PM
    Have you heard the joke about the bed?
    It hasn't been made up yet.

    How about the one about a rope?
    Never mind, just skip it.
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    #5 09-24-2019, 08:35 PM
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    #8 09-24-2019, 08:59 PM
    Why do chickens make terrible relief pitchers?

    Because they get up on the mound and are like balk, balk, balk, balk!
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    #9 09-24-2019, 09:27 PM
    These are great.
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    #10 09-24-2019, 11:47 PM
    Laffy taffy jokes

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    #11 09-25-2019, 01:15 AM
    I like to hold hands at the movies... which always seems to startle strangers.
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    #13 09-25-2019, 07:22 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by TRCM View Post

    I had a joke about paper....but it's tear-able.......
    That's like the one I posted in the Funnies: http://www.bbcboards.net/showthread.php?t=1009166
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    #14 09-25-2019, 07:23 AM
    Why should you never trust trees.

    They seem to be shady.
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    #15 09-25-2019, 07:32 AM
    Did you hear about the circus fire?

    It was intents.
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    #16 09-25-2019, 07:41 AM
    How do wake up Lady Gaga?

    Poke her face
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    #17 09-25-2019, 07:42 AM
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    #18 09-25-2019, 10:09 AM
    What do call a deer with no eyes?

    No- eye-deer.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

    Still no-eye-deer
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    #19 09-25-2019, 10:13 AM
    Never trust a set of stairs..

    They are up to something.




    My bike will not stand up..

    Probably too tired.
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