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    I would have Sh*t my pants


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    I wouldn't have been there in the first place unless I was on a hunt carrying my rifle!

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    " I would have Sh*t my pants"...

    It doesn't work...don't ask me how I know...
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    Re: I would have Sh*t my pants (igs65)

    It's best to play dead and chit your pants. That way he thinks you're road kill. Unless you can run faster then the others or trip one so you can get away.

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    Re: I would have Sh*t my pants (nektarios)

    2 things.....

    1. That bear would have been slip sliding on all the chit I would have been laying down.

    2. No way, no how, would I have been that close. Oh look... it's a cute teddy bear. I'm gone...... and the first item now comes into play.

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    Re: I would have Sh*t my pants (pumatrac)

    I think they need a new guide
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    Re: I would have Sh*t my pants (Wags186)

    I think that is pretty cool an adrenaline rush!!!!!!

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    Re: I would have Sh*t my pants (nsane)

    When keeping it real goes wrong

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    Re: I would have Sh*t my pants (Wags186)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Wags186 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">I think they need a new guide </td></tr></table>

    The guide's in a no lose position! He's the only one armed...and...he's the only one with tennis shoes! If everybody dies...he shoots the bear, pretends to be traumatized and sells the footage to "defray medical costs"...
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    Re: I would have Sh*t my pants (nsane)

    one word STUPID

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    Re: I would have Sh*t my pants (idbefishing)

    I love that sign.

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    Re: I would have Sh*t my pants (groundchecker)

    first thing i thought about was pepper spray
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    Luke 22:36

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    I've always heard the safe viewing distance for grizzly is 500 yds. Inside of that you can be in trouble pretty quickly. Agreed you can't know when and where one will show up, but, that guide put his clients in serious danger imo.

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    Re: I would have Sh*t my pants (nsane)

    Simple. Just take a pound of bacon with you and put a couple of strips in each member of your tour groups pocket. Then when the bear comes for the bacon run like hell.
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    Re: I would have Sh*t my pants (smalljawguy)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by smalljawguy &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Simple. Just take a pound of bacon with you and put a couple of strips in each member of your tour groups pocket. Then when the bear comes for the bacon run like hell. </td></tr></table> that's funny!

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