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    Save the story for dinner


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    Little Georgie watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground
    and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and
    Aunt Jane embrace.
    Â
    Little Georgie found this so exciting that he could not contain himself
    as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the
    playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I
    went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
    helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
    pants off, then Aunt
    Jane......"
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    At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Georgie, this is such an
    interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I
    want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the
    dinner table, Mommy asked little Georgie to tell his story. Georgie
    started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
    into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving
    Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt
    Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started
    doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was
    in the Army."
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    Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
    interrupt.
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    better than the other options .. er ..option !

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    Re: Save the story for dinner (NASCAR)

    that's great.....

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    Re: Save the story for dinner (NASCAR)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by NASCAR &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">
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    Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
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    holy crap



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    Putting a clown in the castle doesn't make him a king, it turns the castle into a circus

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    Re: Save the story for dinner (BIGCBAG)

    Polish Power

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    Busted!!


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    I'd rather be fishing cause girls fish too.

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