I'm working with our dog trying to get her to become a certified Therapy Dog. A group of us visited a local assisted living center today.
My dog kept wanting to smell the hands of the first lady we met and that's when she said that she just got done eating hotdogs for lunch and she probably smells like a big "Wiener"
The immature little boy in me almost lost it...
Luke 22:36
See ignorance daily
In college, we had a fraternity dog, a Shepard mix. He used to go to class with us, lay in the corner, and was known and loved by everyone on campus. One day we decided to cut class and go to the campus coffee shop and we took the dog with us. Four of us are having coffee and doughnuts and this group of four sorority girls walk in...from the snooty sorority. They sit down at a table and get their coffee. Next thing we know, the dog puts his nose in the air, jumps up, and runs over to the table of sorority girls, and goes under their table. He jams his nose right up one girl's skirt! She let out a scream!!! Apparently, she was on her period and the dog got the scent. When I see my frat brothers, we still all laugh when someone tells this old story.
"The man of system is apt to be very wise in his own conceit; and is often so enamored with the supposed beauty of his own ideal plan of government that he cannot suffer the smallest deviation from any part of it…He seems to imagine that he can arrange the different members of a great society with as much ease as the hand arranges the different pieces upon a chessboard.” Adam Smith, The Theory of Moral Sentiments
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