Boy, I Pulled a Good One...

[SoonerFan]

I was standing in line at the hardware store earlier today. I noticed two older gentlemen standing in front of me, each one holding three one gallon jugs of distilled water in each hand. Of course my mouth is always in gear and I have no filter so I say, "You guys look like a couple of moonshiners with them jugs in your hands." They laughed, but of course I couldn't leave it alone. I ask them if they ever tasted it...and the one old guy said, "no". So of course, I had to tell them about my one experience with my one swig of shine and how nasty it tasted. They paid up and left and I paid up and left the store and as I was walking out into the parking lot I noticed that they were getting into a van with Henderson Hills Baptist Church on the side. I'm guessing they were the maintenance men for the church but probably members too. As I walked by them I just had to say, "You'all probably don't have very many moonshiners over there at the Baptist church."

I really do need to learn to keep my mouth shut.

[TNT]

[NY Trooper]

[MasterCASTER!]

It's a good thing they didn't have golf balls and a rubber hose in their hands then............

[plbass]

Priceless

[PumaDave]

[gambler4]

if they are like the baptist up here they just dont admit their problem

[250bassFL]

[E_TN_MIKE]

[javelinbill]

[SSNCHIEF]

Don't worry. I hear it's not as hot in Hell as they say!

[Skeet'r89]

Maybe they were in disguise and had three gallons of shine. Maybe the store was a front for a shine distributor.
They could have thought you were trying to blow there cover.

[billius]

Oh I would imagine there are some drinkers in the Baptist church.

[ol man river]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by billius &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Oh I would imagine there are some drinkers in the Baptist church. </td></tr></table>


the might even run the still

[bigfishingstud]

[Joshthebadbear]

[fordguy_85]

Confucius say, " Better to keep mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt"

[Bwana Juju]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by gambler4 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">if they are like the baptist up here they just dont admit their problem </td></tr></table>

+1

[SOONER*REDNECK]

[keefus]