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    How hard up are you for sex?

    Just looking to kill a little time so I had to ask? A couple nights ago I'm flippin' through the "premium" channels and on HBO an episode of CATHOUSE was on, so I paused for a couple minutes and one of the hookers said they get $2500 PER HOUR? WTF (no pun intended)? WHO, really, would pay that much for an hour with a hooker? A couple minutes later they showed several of the "girls" and honestly, I woudln't pay a $100 for an hour with one of those nags. It just boggles my mind that someone, and they said some of the hookers will "sevice" women too so it's really someONE, would pay $2500 for an hour with one. I wouldn't think of paying $2500 for the entire stable for the whole night. It's amazing with the economy the way it is and most things being so expensive - $2500 for an hour with a hooker could be spent in so many better ways. Or maybe it's that I am just so cheap..................

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    Just flipping through chanels, Sure you were.

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    $2500/60 minutes = ~$42/minute. $42/minute x 2.5 minutes = $105. Cheaper than a girlfriend!
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    So far, I've bought her 2 houses, 4 cars, 19 beach vacations, new LR furniture,..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirForceAngler View Post
    $2500/60 minutes = ~$42/minute. $42/minute x 2.5 minutes = $105. Cheaper than a girlfriend!
    Being a Heroin Addict is cheaper than a GF.

    I'm thinking Whore Math, 25 clients x $100ea, at 2 minutes per client. And that leaves 10 minutes to spare for whatever comes along.
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    I'm thinking Whore Math, 25 clients x $100ea, at 2 minutes per client. And that leaves 10 minutes to spare for whatever comes along
    Hopefully that would be a douche......................... before the SECOND hour begins........................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Table Rock Special View Post
    I'm thinking Whore Math, 25 clients x $100ea, at 2 minutes per client. And that leaves 10 minutes to spare for whatever comes along.
    Hopefully that "whatever" is a shower


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    From what I've seen on that show, most of them should never have given up their day jobs.....YUCK!!!!!

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    you don't ever want to put a pencil to the cost of a wife...

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    Do they have tattoos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vatreefarmer View Post
    So far, I've bought her 2 houses, 4 cars, 19 beach vacations, new LR furniture,..............

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    I have a ex. wife that gets 1,200 a month for life. this would of been a less expensive option.

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    I think Charlie Sheen said it best about hookers when he said you're not paying for the sex, you're paying them to go away afterwards.
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    The most expensive piece of ass is the one you don't pay for...


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    I have nothing against the "working girls"...they have to make a living too, but can you see doing that all day and all night......? Can you imagine the stank on them hussies....
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    That seems really cheap compared to some, like Tiger Woods ex-wife, Johnny Carson's ex-wife, Jeff Gordon's ex-wife etc...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Dennington View Post
    I have nothing against the "working girls"...they have to make a living too, but can you see doing that all day and all night......? Can you imagine the stank on them hussies....
    No worse than the skank at the bar thats doing it for free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coachcornbread View Post
    No worse than the skank at the bar thats doing it for free.

    I knew a couple of skanks that hung out in bars......but it wasn't free.....that's when I was younger and felt better.....
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    I agree, all the women I've ever seen on the TV at the brothels in NV, or where ever, were so darn ugly, fat nasty looking.
    I've been to some low class strip clubs and seen some finer gals than that.

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