Rules of Engagement

[Groman]

With the influx of new folks I think we need to put down some guidelines and/or tips. My crap goes as such:

1. Welcome to the best site on the net, we are glad you found us. BUT if you are easily offended please do not post. You will only get mad if you do.
2. Once you announce that you intend to participate by posting, the gloves are off.
3. WE WILL MAKE FUN OF THE FOLLOWING: Your boat, Anything else you may have with a motor (truck, car, ATV, lawnmower, weed-eater, leaf blower, etc..), your house, your taste in women or men, your boat, your job or lack there of, your boat, any physical feature you have that amuses us (ears, hair, lack of hair, height, feet, hands, etc.), your boat, the way you fish, your boat, what part of the state you live in, and in case I forgot YOUR BOAT. If any of this bothers you see #1
4. Lighten up! Cause Arguing on the internet is just stupid!
5. If you are going to lie about something keep it simple because we are more than likely too stupid to figure it out. The more complex and outright the lie, the more likely you are to feel the wrath of #2.

Now, sit back grab a beer and your favorite bag of chips and enjoy!

Also be prepared for a lot of the following:

[LSUZ]

Daaumm,

[Bump]

All of that seems OK but you left sheep fur in your zipper out of #3.

[Javarude]

And pick a cool screen name that makes sence , not one that has nothing to do with fishing or boats . Example of what I am refering to .... Gun Runner

[RogerR]

And between us all we have about 1000 years experience on everything.

[DLAB]

good one! But your on the wrong site! This aint Bay BOat Central

[Javarude]

My boat aint no bay boat .... i`m kicking ur azz

[lightfoot]

i dont give a rats azz about your boats ,, im just here to

[fishin couillon]

I'm just glad I was here before some of the mob.

[SUSHII]

If you are replying to a post that is 7368 pages back by all means please quote it

[Gun Runner]

Groman , I think this needs to be put at the top of the page !!!!!!!!

[Gun Runner]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Javarude &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">And pick a cool screen name that makes sence , not one that has nothing to do with fishing or boats . Example of what I am refering to .... Gun Runner </td></tr></table>Watch it Javaroooode , I happen to be very partial to my screen name !!!!!!

[dirtdemon]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Groman &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">With the influx of new folks I think we need to put down some guidelines and/or tips. My crap goes as such:

1. Welcome to the best site on the net, we are glad you found us. BUT if you are easily offended please do not post. You will only get mad if you do.
2. Once you announce that you intend to participate by posting, the gloves are off.
3. WE WILL MAKE FUN OF THE FOLLOWING: Your boat, Anything else you may have with a motor (truck, car, ATV, lawnmower, weed-eater, leaf blower, etc..), your house, your taste in women or men, your boat, your job or lack there of, your boat, any physical feature you have that amuses us (ears, hair, lack of hair, height, feet, hands, etc.), your boat, the way you fish, your boat, what part of the state you live in, and in case I forgot YOUR BOAT. If any of this bothers you see #1
4. Lighten up! Cause Arguing on the internet is just stupid!
5. If you are going to lie about something keep it simple because we are more than likely too stupid to figure it out. The more complex and outright the lie, the more likely you are to feel the wrath of #2.

Now, sit back grab a beer and your favorite bag of chips and enjoy!

Also be prepared for a lot of the following:



</td></tr></table>Well said gro man even for a giant gnat boy

[jigginjeff]

[DOUGMCGEEFTD]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by dirtdemon &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Well said gro man even for a giant gnat boy </td></tr></table>

low down bug lover he is!!!!!!!!!!

[Groman]

Forgot one important thing.... Every post is expected to be hijacked at some point.

[jigginjeff]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Groman &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Forgot one important thing.... Every post is expected to be hijacked at some point.
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And usually on the first reply

[Alan S]

I'm offended.....just because I can be.

[Groman]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Alan S &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">I'm offended.....just because I can be.</td></tr></table>

You want to argue about it?

[JOHN202]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Groman &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">

You want to argue about it?
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Just don't talk bout his family...