I thought of Cooney

[Dando]

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[TGravo]

Father in law's got one. They sting if you hit people with it

[Dando]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by TGravo &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Father in law's got one. They sting if you hit people with it </td></tr></table>

Run Gun, Run!!!

[Cooney]

I'm glad that someone is looking out for me