A blonde woman in Louisiana
becoming frustrated with the patronizing remarks of a haughty New Orleans shopkeeper while trying to buy shoes, the blonde woman declared, 'Well, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get my alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied, 'Well, missy, why don't you go on and give it a
try?'
The blonde headed off into a nearby swamp, determined to get herself
some alligator shoes. A bit later, as the shopkeeper was driving to lunch, he
spotted the same woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in
hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge alligator advancing
rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde shouldered the gun, took aim, and
shot the creature. He then noticed that on the bank were seven other dead
gators of varying sizes, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood agog as the blonde struggled trying to flip the
gator onto its back. Once she did, she rolled her eyes heavenward and screamed
out in frustration... "DAMN! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
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