The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin
and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to
me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your
private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the
prisoner'. Therefore, what we do is put the prisoner in
the prison. Then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling
with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey
the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-
imprison him.
"After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for
his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new
experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile,
"Honey, the prisoner is out again!
"The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs
of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the
bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey,
the prisoner escaped again.
"Limply turning his head, he YELLS at her, "Hey, it is not
a life sentence!"
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