gargle therapy

[redandgold]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.



Doctor: "What happened?"



Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."



Doctor: "I have a real good antidote for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."



Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.



Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"



Doctor: "See how keeping your mouth shut helps?"

[bigfishingstud]

[John Br.]

[Hydrilla Gorilla]

[War Eagle1]

[hooks2bset]

[Mike.]

[sclark]

for some reason my wife didn't like that as much as i did

[dmorgan35]

I sent it to my brother and he lets his wife read it. Now she is bitchy at me. How does that work??