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    miracle of toliet paper

    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
    husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
    telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
    suggestion.

    'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
    Toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece! of toilet paper and stand in
    front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

    'How long will this take?' I asked.

    'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
    I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
    between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
    years?'

    Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
    again
    although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

    Stupid, stupid man


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    Re: miracle of toliet paper (Gina)

    how true it is

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    Re: miracle of toliet paper (hooks2bset)

    Z521 Ranger - 250 Pro XS
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    Re: miracle of toliet paper (Mike.)

    smart man
    Cheaper to keep a kid in tourney fishing than paying attorneys to keep them out of jail !!

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    Re: miracle of toliet paper (Gina)


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    Re: miracle of toliet paper (dragracenova)

    WELL

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