A cowboy walked into a drug store in west Texas and asked to talk to a
> male pharmacist.
>
> The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and
> as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed
> there. She then asked if she could help him.
>
> The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more
> comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
>
> The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional
> and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident
> that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
>
> The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to
> discuss, but I have a permanent erection.
>
> It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was
> wondering what you could give me for it."
>
> The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
>
> When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the
> absolute best we can do is as follows:
>
> 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3,000 a month
> living expenses."
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