Happy Birthday to my Lovely Wife!!

[Beetle]

She turned 40 today! Im only 39!!!

[R.D.]

no nooky for you then

[Beetle]

She has been trying to get with me for about 3 days!! She has a bad cold so I wont go any where near her! I threatened to sleep on the couch. With my neck problems and dibilitating soreness a wicked cold might make me jump off a bridge! Its good dont get me wrong, but I cant stand being sick. Especially when you're in the Army. You just can't call in sick

[R.D.]

I still have what I had Friday and it SUCKS......might have to call Dr today & get meds..........stuck in my upper Bronch's.....cant get it out

[Beetle]

My daughter had it and was really hurtin. Went to the Dr. office and gave her Amoxicillin and 2 days later she was fine!

[R.D.]

I wish I caould take Amox........being it is a Penecillin Derived med.....I cant take it.....being UI can have reaction to penecillin

[Hydrilla Gorilla]

Happy B-Day to her

[Jiggernaut]

What do you do for your significant other on their 40th birthday?? Maybe something to try and help them forget they just turned 40. I really shouldn't laugh though cause my fortieth will hit this May.

[Beetle]

I told my buddy at work I should by her a card and 40 roses!!! He thought I might get beat by those 40 roses. Then I said what about 4? 1 for every 10 years, and he says her reply would be " What am I gettin so old you have to count by 10's? Think I'll just buy her a card, pick the kids up some Burger King, and take her to dinner

[chunter_ksu]

Yes bad idea to do 40 roses. My mom used to own a flowershop and there was an old man who started that with his wife on their first anniversary with 1 rose. He came in to get 60 of them one day and told me it was the dumbest f#$@ing thing he ever did because she expects them and even started counting them to see if he screwed up on how many years they were married.

[dukhntr]

Happy birthday Becky

[Duff]

Make sure and remind her that your younger. That'll score ya some points.

[Jiggernaut]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Duff &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Make sure and remind her that your younger. That'll score ya some points. </TD></TR></TABLE>

Are you trying to get the boy into trouble?

[Duff]

[Beetle]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jiggernaut &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

Are you trying to get the boy into trouble? </TD></TR></TABLE> This morning as I was lying in bed, the wife was on the computer. I woke up turned over and said"Happy birthday Honey, I love you, You are older than me!! " She just laughed

[Luke]

happy birthday to her Brad