Hello Everybody

[chipindip]

Love the site! How can I be a member of your club?



'99 Nike Size 11
Pizza Hut Pro Staff

[Z20basser]

First of all Welcome. I would recommend that you fill out your profile so we know a little more about you and where you are from. By posting here and if you are from the area, you are already a member!

[chipindip]

Well, it all started in a small town called Jackson, Missouri. We didn't have much but what we had we earned. Dad used to beat us and Mom was always there to comfort us after he'd passed out drunk. One day when I was nine, he went after my brother Jack and she shot daddy in the head with the revolver he had hidden in the cupboard. I think Mama always thought that revolver would kill one of us. I'll never forget that day, i was so scared but so relieved that he would never hurt me again.

After that, we didn't have any income for a while. I worked at old man Johnson's corner store but he only paid me $14 a week and that didn't go far. We used to go to the piggly wiggly and steal moon pies. Mama turned to prostituting herself and made good money until she lost her looks. But, it got us boys graduated from high school and then we set out to make a living for ourselves.

I thought about what I wanted to do for a living, but finally realized that I owed society some sort of payback for all those moon pies I had stolen over the years. So, I turned to law enforcement. Even though I had a high school education, they said they would overlook the fact that I was overqualified for work in the police ranks and I started on as a traffic cop.

The best part about being a young traffic cop is pulling over young, pretty ladies for speeding or running a stop sign, or whatever you could get them for. I was finally a part of the dating scene! There wasn't much to choose from in Jackson, Missouri, so I decided to move out of state and ended up in Cumberland County.

I finally found the love of my life, I was all prepared to pop the question, when the worst thing happened to me. My computer crashed and I lost her email address! Well, as if that wasn't bad enough, all of the pictures that she had sent me were on that computer, I had no way to track her down.

She was a beautiful woman, red hair, blue eyes, about 5'2" and 325 pounds. A solid woman, made for bearing children. But, that's what I love about living in KY, there's one of them on every corner and in every Dairy Queen.

I'm sure it won't be long before I stumble onto anothergood woman.

So, I finally got myself hooked back up with Law Enforcement. I am the crossing guard at the local elementary school which gives me plenty of time to go fishing. Which is why I am here, to share my experiences with others who love to fish.

I will try to fill out my profile the best that I can. I am not sure that the witness protection program allows too much info though.

good to meet you!

[Heffer11]

[JC25]

welcome, looks like you got the biography part down for your profile

[Z20basser]

Dang dude go to the lounge and find a guy named JerryT.. you guys sound like long lost brothers!!

[chipindip]

I am not sure who this JerryT guy is, but Jack is the only brother I have ever had. even though I think the violence he suffered at Daddy's hands as a youngster is to blame for the crossdressing and public indecency, he is still my brother and Mama always told us to stick together. It is difficult sticking by your brother when you are a figure of authority and your brother is a well known pervert, but you only have one family.

[Joe Skeeter]

Now we know what RNL really does, crossing gaurd.

[JerryT]

I could be wrong but the Law inforcement part must have sliped out BUCK!!

[JR19]

'99 Nike Size 11
Pizza Hut Pro Staff

Now that is just too funny

[chipindip]

Who is this Buck? That sounds like a funny name from a TV show about hillbillies or something.

I noticed some of you have your names at the bottom of every post and some of you have your boats also. Just wanted to fit in but I am boatless at the moment. If I were to buy a boat right now though it would have to be a Ranger. I may not be a genius but I am smart enough to know that they are the best.

[Mike Daleo]

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You may be looking in the wrong places for women.

[JR19]

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She was a beautiful woman, red hair, blue eyes, about 5'2" and 325 pounds. A solid woman, made for bearing children. But, that's what I love about living in KY, there's one of them on every corner and in every Dairy Queen.


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Plenty of those in Burkesville. Just take her up to the Alpine Motel for the breath taking view. If my memory is correct they closed the Dairy Queen in Burkesville but since your on the Pizza Hut Pro Staff you can just go down the street and show your credentials and the women will be impressed

[chipindip]

JR19,

Pizza Hut was the place that the girl in that story loved to be. The one in her town had a buffet and she really did a job on it. When we got married I was going to suprise her with a bed shaped like a giant Meat Lovers Pizza. I miss her alot.

Don't be teasing a fella about impressing women! Where is this place.

[EdDavisKY]

Ya really think your are fooling anyone Buck

[Roddy]

No wonder I like Buck. Like daddy always said "Son, that big girl might not be what you want, but she'll sure enough be all you want."

[Rippinlip]

Newsflash.....not me. Better stick to riding bulls and being an old Marine Ed cause you dont make a very good detective. I have neither the know-how, the energy, the time or the desire to be a troll on a fishing website. If I did troll, however, I would naturally do a better job than this.

Buck




Modified by Rippinlip at 10:04 PM 8/1/2006

[chipindip]

Hey Mr. Angry Pants, who are you calling a troll. come on here trying to make a few fishing buddies and the name calling begins.

[chipindip]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Rippinlip &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I have neither the no-how, the energy, the time or the desire to be a troll on a fishing website. If I did troll, however, I would naturally do a better job than this.

Buck

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I can't help it if I was hurt at work when a bike ran over my foot. I have plenty of time. And what am I not doing a good job at? Without the "nohow", I am sure you meant "know-how", how could you possibly do a better job?