hope this is not a repost.... but it is a pretty good joke...

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The Bathtub Test

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During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do

You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.



"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a

teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."



"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."



"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug.


Do you want a bed near the window?"